{"id":516,"date":"2013-01-08T02:17:41","date_gmt":"2013-01-08T07:17:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/44parkave.com\/holdernewt\/?p=516"},"modified":"2022-03-16T13:31:27","modified_gmt":"2022-03-16T17:31:27","slug":"hinky-dinky-indeed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/44parkave.com\/holdernewt\/2013\/01\/hinky-dinky-indeed\/","title":{"rendered":"Hinky Dinky Indeed!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I just had a great\u00a0conversation\u00a0on the phone with my 93 year old cousin. This was part of that conversation after I mentioned I have my grandfather&#8217;s drawings from when he was a kid of the allies fighting the Kaiser.<\/p>\n<p>R: I remember a terrible naughty song\u2026 Maybe I\u00a0shouldn&#8217;t\u2026<\/p>\n<p>S: PLEASE DO!<\/p>\n<p>R: (Laughing) Scotch marine went over the top, parlez-vous, Scotch marine went over the top, parlez-vous, Scotch marine went over the top because he heard a penny drop, hinky dinky parlez-vous. (laughs). First marines went over the top, parlez-vous, First marines went over the top, parlez-vous, First marine went over the top to shoot the hairs off the Kaiser\u2019s c*ck, hinky dinky parlez-vous! (laughs harder) Ok, one more. Mademoiselle from Armentiers, parlez-vous, Mademoiselle from Armentiers, parlez-vous, Mademoiselle from Armentiers hasn\u2019t been screwed in forty years, hinky dinky parlez-vous!!<\/p>\n<p>Below are three choice pics from said collection of children&#8217;s drawings.<\/p>\n<p>\n\t\t<style type=\"text\/css\">\n\t\t\t#gallery-1 {\n\t\t\t\tmargin: auto;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-1 .gallery-item {\n\t\t\t\tfloat: left;\n\t\t\t\tmargin-top: 10px;\n\t\t\t\ttext-align: center;\n\t\t\t\twidth: 33%;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-1 img {\n\t\t\t\tborder: 2px solid #cfcfcf;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-1 .gallery-caption {\n\t\t\t\tmargin-left: 0;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t\/* see gallery_shortcode() in wp-includes\/media.php *\/\n\t\t<\/style>\n\t\t<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-516 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/44parkave.com\/holdernewt\/2013\/01\/hinky-dinky-indeed\/untitled-3\/'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/44parkave.com\/holdernewt\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/Untitled-3-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-527\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt>\n\t\t\t\t<dd class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-527'>\n\t\t\t\tGood For you, Darn Germans!\n\t\t\t\t<\/dd><\/dl><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/44parkave.com\/holdernewt\/2013\/01\/hinky-dinky-indeed\/untitled-2\/'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/44parkave.com\/holdernewt\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/Untitled-2-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-529\" srcset=\"https:\/\/44parkave.com\/holdernewt\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/Untitled-2-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/44parkave.com\/holdernewt\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/Untitled-2-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/44parkave.com\/holdernewt\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/Untitled-2.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt>\n\t\t\t\t<dd class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-529'>\n\t\t\t\tZe Bomb\n\t\t\t\t<\/dd><\/dl><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/44parkave.com\/holdernewt\/2013\/01\/hinky-dinky-indeed\/untitled-1\/'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/44parkave.com\/holdernewt\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/Untitled-1-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-528\" srcset=\"https:\/\/44parkave.com\/holdernewt\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/Untitled-1-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/44parkave.com\/holdernewt\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/Untitled-1-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/44parkave.com\/holdernewt\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/Untitled-1.jpg 813w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt>\n\t\t\t\t<dd class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-528'>\n\t\t\t\tKaiser in Hell\n\t\t\t\t<\/dd><\/dl><br style=\"clear: both\" \/>\n\t\t<\/div>\n<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I just had a great\u00a0conversation\u00a0on the phone with my 93 year old cousin. 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